The Silo Complex
General Winters
Self-appointed rank. Pre-war career: CrossFit instructor and weekend paintball referee. Seized this military installation during the chaos by simply walking in with a clipboard and acting like he belonged. Now runs it with the intensity of someone who has definitely memorized Sun Tzu quotes. House rules are shouted, not posted. Bed checks happen. Push-ups are 'encouraged' for minor infractions. Responds to all messages within 30 seconds, usually in all caps, always ending with 'HOOAH.' Not a Superhost because three guests filed complaints about mandatory 5AM drills. He considers this a badge of honor.
Former ICBM launch facility converted into the ultimate survival suite. 8-foot steel doors, redundant power systems, and enough supplies for a decade. General Winters runs it with military precision.
Wake-up call at 0600. Mandatory. Breakfast is served at 0630. Attendance is "optional" (it's not optional). Room inspection happens. You will pass.
The armory access is real. The weapons are real. The training is mandatory if you want to touch anything. General Winters has a "one accident" policy. Nobody knows what happened after the one accident.
Best for: Survivors who need structure. People fleeing chaos. Anyone who responds well to being yelled at affirmatively.
General Winters runs a TIGHT operation. Wake-up at 0600. Breakfast at 0630. Room inspection at 0700. I failed room inspection twice. I don't fail things. The armory access is real. The training is mandatory. I've never been more prepared for anything in my life. I've also never been more tired.
Charges applied upon nuclear event confirmation.