Vault 101 Replica
The Overseer
Real name: Gerald. Pre-apocalypse occupation: Assistant Regional Manager at a mid-tier insurance firm. Built this vault replica as a 'hobby project' in 2019 and has been waiting for this moment ever since. Now fully committed to the bit. Will only respond to 'Overseer' and speaks exclusively in vaguely threatening corporate announcements. House rules are posted on terminals throughout the facility in Vault-Tec font. Demerits are issued. Nobody knows what happens at 10 demerits because nobody has tested Gerald. Messages guests with: 'Vault-Tec reminds you that compliance is mandatory. Breakfast is at 0700. Sincerely, The Overseer.'
Step into history with this meticulously recreated Vault-Tec facility. Complete with original fixtures, vintage terminals, and that classic vault smell (radiation-free, we promise).
The Overseer runs this place like it's 2077. Immersive experience. VERY immersive. He might role-play. He probably will. Jumpsuit provided. Wearing it is "strongly encouraged."
The G.E.C.K. is listed as unavailable because it never existed. We asked. The Overseer got emotional. Don't bring it up.
Previous guests have reported hearing the Pip-Boy startup sound in their dreams for weeks afterward. We consider this a feature, not a bug.
The Overseer takes the Vault-Tec thing SERIOUSLY. I was issued a jumpsuit. I wore the jumpsuit. I didn't want to wear the jumpsuit but The Overseer has a way of making you want to wear the jumpsuit. Honestly? Best sleep I've had since The Event. I dream in Pip-Boy startup sounds now. Feature, not bug.
Charges applied upon nuclear event confirmation.